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All That Glistens

Gold plated penis tip

Absurdity is a theme Jamie loves to explore in his work and there is little more absurd that a gold-plated bell end. This specimen Jamie cast from himself on a particularly happy day.

In the words of the Iceland Phallological Museum:

 “We have noticed photos of your penis head knobs and feel compelled to compliment you on the penis head you used for your original mold. Not knowing the size or scale, it’s impossible to tell if it’s a particularly large penis, but the head is absolutely perfect!

Was that your own penis used in making the master, or someone else? Whoever the penis belongs to should consider leaving it to our Penis Museum when he’s done with it. He could put the penis (balls too) in his Will, leaving them to us for preservation and display.

The title refers to is an aphorism stating that not everything that looks precious or true turns out to be so. Famously quoted in William Shakespeare’s, The Merchant of Venice:

All that glisters is not gold—
Often have you heard that told.


Material: Resin, 22ct gold plate

Size cm: 4.5w x 3.5h x 4d

Edition: 100

Price: £790

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