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3×3

Artist Jamie McCartney points at his 3x3 penis cast sculpture

Despite these genitals being clearly in an aroused state, they are rather more comical than erotic, all waving about at jaunty angles. The whimsical title of the original panel ‘4×4’ (four rows of four penises) is a pun referring to the male ego being inextricable from their dicks and their cars. Subsequent panels have followed that formula.

Men’s insecurities around their genitals are often informed by images from pornography. We didn’t use flaccid penises because it’s their erections that concern men more. It is human nature to want to know where we fit in. It’s a common response to hear them say –  “Ok, now I get what the vagina wall is all about!”

These collector’s edition penis panels are constructed from fibreglass casts taken from male volunteers in exactly the same way as The Spice of Life. In fact the majority of them are the same men as in that museum piece. Their presentation is in the same style of satin finish, welded aluminium frames as the vulva panels. They are available in many different layouts but in a limited edition of only six of each.

You may also choose to commission panels in any size and shape or multiple panel arrays as well. Your panel can contain random penis casts or you may choose your favourites. They may be cast specifically for you from your own chosen model/s. Hence even within the editions, each panel may be completely different.

Material: Fibreglass in an aluminium frame

Size cm: 64 x 49 x 25
  inches: 25 x 19 x 10

Edition: 6

Price: £7,950

NB. 20% vat will be added to orders sold within the UK. The rest of the world will not have any sales tax added on.

For guidance on buying visit: Purchasing FAQ 

For a cast of yourself visit: Commissioning FAQ